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Thinking Demotivational Poster

Carlin Thinks -

I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .

TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.78/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am
epic face palm

CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey

TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm


TAGS: thinker philosophy thinking problem box
Rating: 4.14/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:27 am

new submitter,common mistake. check some of the rejection reasons on other poster. suggestion: break this so "thinking" is the title and the rest is the text. also,work the idea up. we see what you see,what else does this imply. don't be discouraged. :)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:39 am
I agree with Iceman.
Zetmonk - February 20, 2012, 5:19 am
I agree on the wordplay, makes it pretty good.
caveman - February 20, 2012, 1:21 am
I actually found it a clever play on the phrase 'thinking outside the box'..... anywho
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:45 am
Hey, thanks for telling us what you see in the pic. We never would have guessed.


TAGS: silence thinking leads
Rating: 4.78/5

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mariand - December 22, 2011, 4:35 am
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 7:28 am

wow. hugely demotivating. nice


TAGS: fear scariest movie bed thinking
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:33 am
Especially don't watch a movie directed by David Lynch before bed. I don't know what's 5carier - not understanding his movies OR actually understanding them.
MashiMashi - January 22, 2012, 8:12 am
Apallo 18 wasn't a scary movie , it was a good movie but not scary....until I was in my basement doing laundry, ZAT lintball is one of them Appallo 18 thangs coming to get me.
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 5:56 am
I don't know Dj there's something to be said scaring yourself witless upon occasion. It helps you grow.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:12 am
Love it. A funny from LA. :D That's why I don't watch horror at night. Or by myself. But, forever alone post-divorce, so haven't watched a horror flic in awhile. :/
gas - January 21, 2012, 10:56 pm
and alway5 when you're about to fall asleep

Sometimes I just sits! -

TAGS: sitting thinking yes no maybe
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:11 am
I can relate to this'n.

NIETZSCHE IS LOADING - Nietzsche is still loading


TAGS: forward thinking australia future cars
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 22, 2012, 8:19 pm
And where's the people flitting around in jetpacks? And robots doing all the housework. The roomba's nice, but kinda primitive, yes?

THINKING OH CRAP OUT LOUD - There are those moments in life when it is blatantly apparent that you are totally screwed

TAGS: thinking oh crap out loud
Rating: 4.18/5

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Budog - July 1, 2011, 10:30 pm
They fly right over my house inbound to HAFB. They look like they are going so slow that it seems amazing they don't fall out of the sky! They have the most awesome sound...
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:33 am
now I have. this is great. Big C5
Budog - June 29, 2011, 8:36 pm
I'm waiting for Airman to see this LOL
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:03 pm
Good one.

nonsensical nonsense #7 -

TAGS: women joggers who jog at the wrong place thinking they are immune
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 7:03 pm
Not sure if troll... so just in case: lol. If not, sorry about your friend.
curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 6:03 pm
I knew a woman who was jogging in a park in Africa when she saw a jeep full of armed dudes in uniforms she freaked out and tried to hide, it turned out they where park rangers and she had ignored the signs that said it was lion territory.

Tails on Backwards -

TAGS: talis backwards thinking towel off girlfriend
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - May 5, 2013, 3:14 pm
LOL @ ED, EmilioDumphque; a reason I search the comments…love the twisty logic
EmilioDumphque - May 5, 2013, 12:42 am
Tails ARE on backwards.

MY CHILDHOOD - Was spent pretending to be a monkey for my Dad's Organ grinder gig. How can he get angry when I start throwing my poop at him?

TAGS: so h** thinking of an octopus and a squid doing it
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:37 am
Love it!!!

I'LL BE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC - About encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

TAGS: about encouraging thinking outside the box
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:24 am
All input is good input, in it's pure form.

MY THINKING CAP - I hope it's not too cerebral...

TAGS: thinking cap
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 1, 2012, 3:05 am
actualy, I know someone who has the skin on his head just like that... and we joke saying that his brain is getting out of his head.

ABSTRACT THOUGHT - a pretty cool idea if you think about it

APOSTASY POLICE - Caution, you are now entering the Theocratic Fascist Republic of Utah. No free thinking allowed...

TAGS: utah no free thinking
Rating: 3.75/5

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Budog - May 17, 2012, 5:19 pm
my throat and expect me to act like a sheeple and live by their belief system...
Budog - May 17, 2012, 5:17 pm
I am not telling anyone how to think but believe a local, state or federal government should be based on the U.S. Constitution and respect the separation of church and state. Not be lorded over by a bunch of rich, white Mormons shoving their beliefs down
Alphareign - May 17, 2012, 4:38 pm
Yet you telling people how to think supports free thinking?
GySgt1811 - April 16, 2011, 12:09 pm
Hey, Budog, does Utah have State Police or Dannites?


TAGS: january calendar rerun thinking
Rating: 3.71/5

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KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:41 pm
THEBRAT - January 9, 2012, 1:14 am
Hahaha, nice one, and now you've just inspired me to make something to complement it... :)
mariand - January 8, 2012, 8:41 am


TAGS: persuading get your thinking right
Rating: 3.49/5

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TigerKid - February 1, 2010, 3:04 am
I like it



TAGS: what were they thinking
Rating: 4.72/5

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pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 6:59 pm
i got snipe and ginger
spacedog - November 10, 2010, 6:49 pm
Jeez, I went 0 for 4.
culos - November 10, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks! (I guess)
GreyScorpion - November 10, 2010, 11:24 am
LOL!! 5 subtexts


TAGS: 1970 s what the hell were we thinking
Rating: 3.81/5

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Girzilla - March 30, 2010, 6:16 pm
I really hope they weren't thinking it looked good.
Derek - March 30, 2010, 3:55 pm
"We" were thinking of "Women's Lib" - that maybe women were the same as men. The resulting androgynous fashion did not last long - thank goodness.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 1:45 pm
5 years before i was born but still funny.
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 1:12 pm
Very Funny! 5 bell bottoms!


Swamp Land -

TAGS: single thinking only of the box
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - April 26, 2014, 9:14 pm
shroomin' in the gloamin'...hard ta beat..M-M

Smiling for No Reason -

Contemplation -

TAGS: problem solution thinking conundrum therapy
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2014, 2:23 pm
"Life is difficult. That'll be $150.00, please."

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - I hate to say it if you are in paradise you ain't thinking about burgers.

TAGS: you are thinking how do i get me some of those wings
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:05 pm
Poor raisin... so naive. 5L


TAGS: pzy drowning thinking problem solved
Rating: 4.36/5

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Greeny - May 30, 2011, 10:46 pm

WHAT OUR ANCESTORS WOULD BE THINKING - If they were alive today... "Why is it so dark here?"

Thinking -

TAGS: thinking
Rating: 3.5/5

EFFICIENCY - She always wanted a sports car. I always wanted peace and quiet. 1 old Porsche - brakes = 2 birds 1 stone

Thinking -

TAGS: thinking
Rating: 3/5

ROAMER - he can't go anywhere without Silvermist.... even the bathroom

Buzzard Questions Dogma -

TAGS: thinking rebel questions the paradigm
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 24, 2014, 8:31 pm
Always causes me to question when people say, 'Well we always did it that way'.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 8:21 pm
The Fun Police wouldn't approve!! LOL!

Wait A Sec -

TAGS: thinking saying talking insults
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:54 pm
Yeah kinda like being stoned...gotta write those good ideas down or you'll forget them when you "wake" up...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:55 am
The best slams always come to me about 5 minutes before I fall asleep! LOL!

Father. God. -

TAGS: thinking back on jokes made
Rating: 4.93/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:04 am
True Dat!! 5 loudly laughing lions! That's going on my wall!

Narcissist -

Say What? -

TAGS: words surprise thinking others speaking
Rating: 4.6/5

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mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 5:56 am
Unashamedly redheaded, but I'll try to blonde it up a bit Big O!
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:24 pm
Us auburns have been known to have a few good ones occasionally too. But for you Mr. Gary, I'll try to keep them as blonde as I can.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:22 pm
GaryO - December 15, 2014, 8:38 am
I do love a blonde blurt
concern3 - December 15, 2014, 6:15 am
yes a 5er